www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5870387/William-Hanson-reveals-navigate-baby-etiquette.htmlWhen the cambridges sued the press, it became costly to make fun of them openly. In the link is an article of William hadson very creatively veil dig on the cambridges and tidals. He takes on the POLITE society manners during Louis Baptism.
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“Visiting new mothers
Do remember not all mothers look like HRH The Duchess of Cambridge having just given birth - though I am sure they could with a decent set of tongs and a liberal swish of Touche Éclat.”
Making fun of kates after birth look.
“Even in this digital, Instagram age, one should resist from thrusting a camera in a mother or newborn's face. Neither probably wants to be photographed at that moment.”
Making fun of the cambridges manic control of when and how the should be photographed.!
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Allow new parents to release and post the first few images of their child - don't deprive them of that key, modern parenting moment.”
The cambridges have barred the press from taking and selling baby pictures : until the release themselves. That way the have the copy rights and get charity money from sales.
“Over-sharing
Similarly, parents, as with any topic on social media, less is very much more. We don't need to see every waking moment of your child's life.”
The public wants to see the young cambridges but the cambridges dont want the camera on their children so far the press has respected this.
“We've heard it from the pre-natal set so many times before, they 'promise not to post about their baby all the time when it's born' before reneging quicker than you can say epidural.”
William said before george was born that he wants privacy but for louis he is going to bring more press.
“Look but don't touch
Some humans are not comfortable holding a newborn, not only because they are nervous about dropping it or being wrongly accused of inappropriate behaviour, but because they have the maternal instincts of a spanner.
To politely decline the offer to cuddle and coddle the child just simply say 'I'm fine, thank you', when asked, with a smile.
One just has to hope the parent doesn't push the issue or take offence.”
I think he means the tindals big baby will be at the christening of louis and he gives tips how to politely turn down offers to carry the biggest baby ever. Here is making fun of the pedos in the family, the ones who have no feelings for anything . Charles hates babies and finds the noise. He is advised to find away to not hold luois
“How to react to a bad name
We all have relatives who decide to dub their child some ridiculously affected or common moniker, letting the entire side down.
Upon hearing the child's name is 'Bonzo' you should react with a startled 'how very unusual' or perhaps, with a broad smile, 'I bet you both must have agonised over the name?'
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Here he is making fun of name louis and advising relatives to politely not laugh and to call him louis the french version of louie as its sounds posh and french.
The sadistic amongst us may even feel the spontaneous urge to burst into fits of laughter upon hearing the terrible title.”
I guess here he means camila.
“Don't try to repress this as it will appear rude – just giggle away and say you are laughing out of sheer joy and happiness.”
The best tactic is to contract the poor choice of name, to make it sound a little more upmarket and palatable and hope the rest of the family adopt your revision.
For example 'Bonzo' could become 'Bonnie' and 'Beatlejuice' could become 'Bea'.
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Here is having a take on Beatrice name whose nickname is “bea. “
His take on the mike Tindalls
“Saying no to being a godparent
It happens to us all, someone asks you to be a godparent to their child. You may not like the parent(s), or approve of the child's name, or just feel you wouldn't do a very good job.
When declining, it is important to thank whomever asked you and say how touched you are (even if you are mortified they asked).
Pick reasons with which they cannot argue - you aren't very religious, or you are contemplating moving to Australia and won't be around for much of the child's upbringing, perhaps even that you are awaiting a county court judgement and cannot possibly plan anything for the next 18 years until you get the ruling. That should do the trick.
Importantly, don't chicken out and decline via text or email - even if that is how they chose to ask you. Always have the courtesy to call or do it face to face.“
A picture of the tindals fall his caption. It seems nobody wants to be godparents to the oversized baby of the tindas. He is advising the Sussexes if asked to say they will be relocating to Australia for royal duties. Or duke of your to say there is a case in court about epstein connects.
Reacting to same-sex parents
“Do remember unless you live under a very small rock, instances where both parents are of the same gender are really not a big deal anymore.
Heterosexuals need to dampen down both the over-enthusiasm or snark when hearing a couple's good news.
You can react just as you would if a straight couple announced they were having a baby. Over-enthusiasm will come across as patronising.
Similarly, avoid asking rather primitive and intrusive questions like, 'so what will they baby call you both?', 'are you worried about how the child may get treated at school' or 'which one of your sperm was it?' These just flag you up as a neanderthal.
Finally, no need to call them 'gay parents'. They are just 'parents'.“
Here he is making fun of the little louis transgender/ gay
Parentage.
He is advising the visitors to the baptism not tp ask direct questions ; which it seems every insider knows. He advises them not to call the cambridges gay parents but just parents. Also not to ask if louis was born through surrogate and whose sperm it was.