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Post by UnseenI on Feb 9, 2023 9:35:01 GMT
A replacement necklace for Prince Harry?
Not only did Prince William get more sausages with his breakfast than Harry did, he ripped Harry's necklace off! A good revenge might be for Harry to wear one of these:
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 12, 2023 9:18:09 GMT
Sausages for Harry Potter
Cooked by Hagrid on an open fire:
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 13, 2023 8:53:18 GMT
No sausages on the menu!
In 2019 Prince Harry helped to serve food for a project that provides nutritious meals for children during school breaks. It all looks very healthy, with not a sausage in sight. “Do you want lettuce with that?”
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 14, 2023 10:12:23 GMT
A very small sausage!
Prince Charles looks rather sorry for himself in a picture taken in 2001. “Look boys, this tiny sausage is all they have given me!” “The Prince of Wales samples a sausage on a stick, from Musks Sausages of Newmarket, Suffolk, during a visit to the Covent Garden Food Lover's Fair.”
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 15, 2023 9:13:19 GMT
A strange sausage story from 2015
This story is more interesting in retrospect than it probably was at the time: “The Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry were treated like everybody else on the BBC One show DIY SOS when the resident electrician called them "sausage". The princes were in Manchester last week to help with a project to turn a derelict street into homes for ex-service personnel. Presenter Nick Knowles revealed they asked to be called "William and Harry" rather than "Your Royal Highness". But the show's Billy Byrne referred to them in his usual way – "sausage". Prince Harry replied: "If you're going to call me sausage, it's going to be a very long day."” www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-34442108
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 17, 2023 8:12:20 GMT
Sausage samples for Prince Charles
Prince Charles sampled food and drink including Duke of Lancaster's Regiment sausages when he toured the Ribble Valley in 2017.
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Post by UnseenI on Feb 23, 2023 8:57:26 GMT
Ed Sheeran's Tingly Ted hot sauce
It has been a while since Ed Sheeran was mentioned on here. He is in the news this week because he is launching his own range of hot sauces. Maybe Prince Harry could so something similar – Hot Harold for example.
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 1, 2023 8:37:24 GMT
Sussex speculation
The Sussexes may lose sponsorship and other funding if they don't come over for the coronation – it is mainly their royal connections that bring in the money. Will they even be invited? Are they afraid to come in case they are booed? If they do come to the coronation, where will they stay? There is a new story that King Charles has transferred the residency of their old home Frogmore Cottage to Prince Andrew. This is said to be the punishment for the publication of Spare! The third man in the marriage may have to come to the rescue. “We've come to stay with you, Justin. Please take us in; no one wants us and we can't afford a hotel!”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 3, 2023 20:38:44 GMT
Revenge!
It is now official: the Sussexes have been told to remove their belongings from Frogmore Cottage so that Prince Andrew can move in. Are they very angry about this? Will they take some kind of revenge? They might stay away from the coronation to pay King Charles back, or they might come and do something to sabotage the event. Maybe they will release more information that damages the monarchy. “Come on Harry, you must be able to think of something that we can do to get our revenge!”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 4, 2023 20:23:39 GMT
Sussexes on the warpath
Royal experts are reported as saying that Prince Harry still has plenty of ammunition left for his war against the other royals. Will it be a war of words or a real battle?
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 7, 2023 9:24:42 GMT
The coronation: gossip, rumours and speculation
Have the Sussexes been invited to the coronation. If so, will they come? If they decide to accept the invitation, will both come or will Harry come alone? Will they/he stay Frogmore Cottage or Buckingham Palace? Archbishop Justin Welby wants to know what to expect. Time is running out. “Why do I have to rely on tabloid magazines for information?”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 10, 2023 8:28:46 GMT
Preparing for the coronation
Sources say that a deal has been done and the Sussexes will come over for the coronation. They may hope to do some secret filming to get exclusive material for their funders and backers. “This head camera will work, but I need to borrow one of your big hats!”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 11, 2023 8:21:25 GMT
Coronation Sussex chickens
The Sussex breed of chicken has been featured in a few posts. There is a version called Coronation Sussex. Instead of black it has soft blue/grey markings:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 14, 2023 9:34:38 GMT
The Sussexes and the coronation
The Sussexes are now said to be coming over for the coronation – without the children – but they will not appear on the balcony. Maybe they will try to do another deal to get good seats for the ceremony and a place on the balcony afterwards. On the other hand, they may stay at home and celebrate in their own way, or even stage an alternative coronation. “Long live King Me and my Queen Consort”:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 16, 2023 8:40:15 GMT
Good boy, Harry!
Is this sort of thing going on behind the scenes at the Sussexes' home? “You want this? Then get me invited to the coronation. I want a starring role too!”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 17, 2023 8:39:43 GMT
Archie and the sausage saga
Archie comics were featured way back because of the name and the red hair. Crowns, titles and the sausage story have made them relevant again.
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 18, 2023 20:08:35 GMT
Returning the bad boy
Will the Sussexes still come over for the coronation even though they will not be getting starring roles? They might try to gatecrash some places: “Is this yours, Miss? We caught him trying to break into Windsor Castle!”
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 21, 2023 20:15:17 GMT
Another P. G. Wodehouse connection
P. G. Wodehouse's novel Love Among the Chickens was first published in 1906, and a revised version was issued in 1921. I wonder whether the Sussexes still have their rescue chickens.
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 23, 2023 9:30:21 GMT
Prince Harry the royal nuisance
Is Prince Harry trying to destroy the monarchy? Will he succeed? Dutch political cartoonist Joep Bertrams produced this in January:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 24, 2023 9:18:02 GMT
Harry stars on a birthday card
The dog bowl incident in Prince Harry's memoirs has inspired this card:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 25, 2023 8:07:25 GMT
Bottomless pits of need and greed?
This cartoonist had a low opinion of the Sussexes:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 30, 2023 8:31:35 GMT
A badly-drawn portrait of Harry
This picture of Prince Harry looks very strange. The legs are all wrong:
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Post by UnseenI on Mar 31, 2023 8:29:54 GMT
A very romantic depiction of the Sussexes
Meghan and Prince Harry inspired a lot of artwork around the time of their wedding, some good some terrible. This is one of the better examples:
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Post by UnseenI on Apr 7, 2023 19:45:29 GMT
Prince Archie tribute comic
This cover was produced in 2019. It would be very topical if he did come over here for the coronation after all and was allowed to be a pageboy!
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Post by UnseenI on Apr 9, 2023 7:30:19 GMT
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Post by UnseenI on Apr 14, 2023 19:14:43 GMT
No coronation for Meghan
At least, that is the latest news. She will stay in the US and Harry will come over by himself. “You will come back, won't you? And bring me a big present!”
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