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Post by UnseenI on Nov 1, 2022 8:32:04 GMT
The Spare Heir Handbook
A book that was published in 2015 seems very topical now: “Top tips and handy hints from Prince Harry to every second sibling around the world. An open letter to Princess Charlotte, this book will have you in stitches as the Prince uses his past 30 years of experience to give the new Royal Baby a head’s up on how to be the ideal Spare Heir. “ www.amazon.co.uk/Spare-Heir-Handbook-Prince-Harrys/dp/1785079883
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 3, 2022 8:33:48 GMT
Spare bananas
Will Prince Harry mention bananas in his memoirs? Will we be seeing anything like this?
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 5, 2022 8:39:43 GMT
An extract from Prince Harry's memoirs
I wonder whether Prince Harry's memoirs will be written and illustrated in the style of The Bench. We might get something like this:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 7, 2022 8:22:06 GMT
Prince Harry's revenge?
Prince Harry's memoirs may have been written in a spirit of revenge. Perhaps this is one of the illustrations:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 11, 2022 8:23:05 GMT
Red-bearded banana
This would have been a good cover picture for Prince Harry's memoirs:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 13, 2022 19:18:56 GMT
Mini and maxi bananas
I took bananas for granted before the Duchess of Sussex got a lot of publicity for writing messages on them. Thanks to her I have learned a lot about them. They come in many sizes for example; they range from huge to tiny:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 14, 2022 8:08:17 GMT
Banana Champion: a new role for Prince Harry?
Bananas need a champion. They are in danger of being wiped out by Panama disease and banana bacterial wilt. Banana breeders are looking for ways to protect the crops. Prince Harry could start a campaign to raise funds for scientific research that will help to Save the Banana. He could take up arms on behalf of the banana and fight for a good future for the yellow fruit. Ready for banana action – this too would make a good cover picture for the memoirs:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 17, 2022 8:51:16 GMT
The Fool Prince and his consort
This novel is described as being about two fools fooling each other. It vaguely reminds me of someone:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 19, 2022 19:33:45 GMT
Bananas need champions
Bananas are fighting for survival. They need people to take action on their behalf. Maybe this will give Prince Harry some ideas:
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 23, 2022 8:30:59 GMT
The Sussexes are getting an award
Meghan and Harry have been awarded the Ripple of Hope human rights award for 'their heroic stand against structural racism in the monarchy'. This shows how much such honours are worth! Will they do this at the ceremony on December 6th?
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 24, 2022 19:31:27 GMT
December 8th is the day
The release dates for Prince Harry's memoirs and the Sussexes' Netflix docuseries have been estimated, predicted and changed a good few times. I wonder how many people even care about these forthcoming attractions now! The Netflix series Meghan & Harry: A Royal Baby Story is now expected to start on December 8th. There are rumours that Archie and Lilibet will make an appearance. Will these programmes be worth the millions reportedly paid to the Sussexes?
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 26, 2022 20:05:44 GMT
Banana-inspired groom's cake from Dole
Dole is a company that grows, markets and transports bananas and other fruit, shipping them to the UK and elsewhere. Older Dole logos contain a crown: Their CEO offered Prince Harry a groom's cake for his wedding, I like the two little bananas in wedding dress in this picture: Dole's Executive Chef Mark Allison with a preview of the banana-inspired "groom's cake" offered to Prince Harry for his May 2018 wedding to Meghan Markle (Photo: Business Wire)
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Post by UnseenI on Nov 28, 2022 8:11:31 GMT
Banana awards for the Sussexes!
The Sussexes may not deserve the Ripple of Hope award that they will soon be getting, but they should certainly get something to acknowledge all that they have done for bananas. These awards are very suitable:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 1, 2022 19:20:03 GMT
A suggestion for Prince Harry
Why not get a banana holder for that bike! This one looks useful:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 8, 2022 20:09:51 GMT
Alternative Sussexes again
Something looks a bit 'off' in these pictures of Meghan and Harry that were taken in 2018. This is not surprising, as they are the Live Figures, actors wearing silicone masks, from Madame Tussauds! Maybe there is something symbolic in the mask wearing. Have we ever seen the Sussexes' real selves? Are the masks coming off now?
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 9, 2022 19:36:54 GMT
Get the popcorn in
The big Netflix show has started. Who knows how it will all end and who will win the war of words... While some people will be analysing and investigating everything, I think that the best approach is to get in huge amounts of popcorn and just monitor developments. It is selling fast. I hope that there is still some left:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 13, 2022 20:13:41 GMT
Christmas past and Christmas future
For Christmas 2017, Meghan entertained us with her hideous brown hat. What will she and Harry do for Christmas this year? Maybe they could do a special song and dance routine for us:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 14, 2022 19:34:49 GMT
Tea for two in a little cottage
The Sussexes have been releasing pictures of their past UK activities on Netflix. They once took tea in Welsh Cottage in Windsor, the former playhouse of the young Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret. Who drinks tea better?
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 17, 2022 8:48:59 GMT
Kaya Mar and Megxit 2019
Political artist Kaya Mar produced this portrait of Meghan in 2019. The donkeys turning away represent the British public:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 18, 2022 19:48:34 GMT
Taking sides in the royal war
Thomas Markle Junior is said to have permanently cut ties with Meghan after the Netflix series. He is making a documentary of his own, to be released next year. Kate Middleton's notorious uncle Gary has also spoken out against the Sussexes after watching the episodes. Two anti-Meghan men on benches:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 19, 2022 19:45:49 GMT
Bananagrams!
Bananagrams is a word game similar to Scrabble. Players aim to be the first to use all their letter tiles in a word grid. The first player to use all their tiles is called Top Banana! Bananagrams sponsored a Bafta Children's Awards after-party. There are some familiar elements in this picture:
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 23, 2022 8:54:15 GMT
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Post by UnseenI on Dec 29, 2022 9:03:45 GMT
Spare: the latest
January 10th is said to be the release date for Prince Harry's memoirs. Spare will be available in 15 languages in addition to English. There is now a dedicated website: princeharrymemoir.com/Will they like my writing? Will my book be a best-seller? Will there be big queues for my signed copies?
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Post by UnseenI on Jan 3, 2023 9:52:01 GMT
More memoirs to come?
There is speculation that Meghan is writing her memoirs. If this is true, money and the MeToo syndrome may be involved. Maybe she has started producing some content:
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Post by UnseenI on Jan 5, 2023 8:35:32 GMT
The gloves are off
A leaked extract from Spare alleges that Prince William insulted Meghan, attacked Harry and ripped his necklace! “...It all happened so fast. So very fast. He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor. I landed on the dog’s bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me. I lay there for a moment, dazed, then got to my feet and told him to get out.” Maybe they should fight another duel:
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